So, I’m sure all 3 of you who read this will realize I’ve been absent for a second. We’ve been sick. Like epic, end-times, plague sick.
Hubby left February 11 for Italy and I woke up that morning with no voice. (No voice with 3 kids, by myself…perfect.)We’ve had upper respiratory infection, allergy crap, the flu and I am currently being treated for strep. Amazing, right?
All of this down time has given me a lot of downtime with my buddy Duo. As in Duolingo. In completing the lessons, I found Duo says some surprising things to me. For instance:
I don’t like where this is going.
How did he know?!?!?!?!?!
Let me guess? You want a ham sammach too?
Yes, rub it in rest of the world. #standardisstupid
Only if you’re a Cullen. #EGBTT
WHAT is taking him so long? Mama is thirsty!
You’re making me uncomfortable Duo. 😳
NB: I was so hopped up on meds, I thought I should take a picture of my iPad screen with my phone versus a screen shot. That explains why some look crazy and some are normal. Judge away!